User:EvilKeyboardCat

Hey, I'm EvilKeyboardCat, I become a Wikipedian after read the book "The Wikipedia Revolution" by Andrew Lih on the history and many concepts of Wikipedia. I created my account and began editing Wikipedia on the 31th of October 2012, this likely means that I'm a Wikipedia newbie but I've already made plenty of edits to a large range of articles. Most of my edits are to technical articles, in particular the pages Hobbyist operating system development and List of Linux distributions but they are not confined to a particular category or criteria. Here are some banners that say a bit about me, I went a little crazy with them. If anyone could help me create some layout of format amoungst this mess please let me know on my talk page.

It is currently Tuesday the 03 of November in the year 2026. The time is 02:56 which creates the time stamp of 20261103025645.

Some stats for you: The English Wikipedia has 7,258,531 articles, 55,274,649 users who have made 1,378,749,097 edits to the pages. Of the users266,512 of these are active and 816 of these are admins. This page takes up 3,868 bytes on the Wikipedia server and is one of 66,518,244 pages on Wikipedia. User:EvilKeyboardCat/leopard

This user is interested in
science.

This user is interested in astronomy.

PLUTO is a PLANET
This user will not recognize any decision by anyone that says otherwise.

This user wants to know what the inside of a black hole is like, but does not want to investigate it personally.

This user hails from or lives on Earth.

This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.

This user has memorized the elements' names and symbols.

This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?

This user has a keen interest in physics.

This user is interested in nanotechnology.

KThis user uses the Kelvin scale, because 0K is much cooler than
−273.15°C or −459.67°F.

This user participated in the
Earth Hour event.

bash-2This user is an intermediate Bash programmer.

BASIC-3This user is an advanced BASIC programmer.

This user is a beginner TI-BASIC programmer.

vb-2This user is an intermediate Visual Basic programmer.

bat-2This user is an intermediate Batch programmer.

C-1This user is a beginning C programmer.

Java-0This user has some undisclosed problems with Java.

This user is a beginning Scheme programmer.

py-1This user is a beginning Python programmer.

This user owns an iPod Touch.

This user is interested in computer engineering.

This user is a Hacker.

RTFMThis user believes that you should RTFM before asking questions.

Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

This user can type 60 WPM.

This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

This user believes in the right of every human being to have access to Wikipedia.

GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

WFAThis user uses Wolfram Alpha.

This user built their own PC.

Scr ResThis user contributes at 1920×1080 resolution.

ATIThis user uses an ATI graphics card in their PC.

Phenom

This user uses an AMD Phenom Quad Core processor.

Quad Core

ADSL 2This user contributes using an
ADSL 2 connection.

This user contributes using
Chromium.

This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

This user writes with the LibreOffice suite.

C:\>_This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.

This user contributes with Fedora Linux.

This user uses KDE's display manager.

This user contributes with Xfce.

This user knows that
WINE is Not an Emulator!

This user contributes using
GNU nano.

This user contributes using Notepad++.

This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.

This user believes that once you've baked your own pizza you'll never buy one again.

This user DOES NOT like Green Eggs and Ham.

This user knows there's no such thing as too much Chocolate

This user loves oranges.

This user likes Lemons.

This user makes Bread at home.

THIS USER LOVES ANIMALS ! ! !
They're delicious...

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream. To this user, there is no difference.

This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

When given a choice, this user drinks cream soda.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

Diff MThis user plays Video Games on Medium or the default difficulty.

This user likes to play strategy games on a computer.

This user plays Minecraft.

This user is interested in, but does not believe in, conspiracy theories.

01001000
01101001There are
10
types of people: those who read binary and those who don't.

This user likes Pi(e).

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

This user speaks only 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001!!!

This user enjoys biting newbies and vandals, and you are next.

This user lives in Adelaide, where the time is 13:26.

pno-3This user is an advanced pianist.

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

The English Wikipedia has 7,258,531 articles.

# of usersThere are currently 55,274,649 users on Wikipedia, and this user is one of them.

This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

This user's favorite article is Hobbyist operating system development.

no lifeIf you've really read all userboxes up until this one, you have no life.

This user believes that Wikipedia is a video game.

Sadly, This user has no more userboxes.